I do believe I am ADD, ADHD or just distracted by shiny
objects. I can’t just sit and watch TV, I must be doing 2 or 3 other things at
the same time. If I have looked at
everything of interest on Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest and the news sites I
read then I turn to the online mugshots in my local newspaper.
Here is the game I play. I look at them and try to guess
what they were arrested for. Some of the DUI’s are easy. Another easy one is
resisting arrest. If they have a banged up noggin you can pretty much guess the
local popo put a whoop ass on them. The cute, 20 somethings who think it is a
glamour shot are harder to figure out. Some of them are down right hilarious to look at.
The other interesting thing is who you may know. After a big
local event I usually check the mug shots to see if someone I know got popped
for driving after having a few. Did
that today and someone I knew professionally was there. Of course, I had to click on his picture to
see what he was arrested for, curious minds want to know. Stalking. Oh damn!
I surely hope my mug shot isn’t there anytime soon because I
too stalk but I just do it via Facebook, Google+ or Twitter. You put it out
there – I may look.
LAWD, that goober can probably hear better than an owl with those ears.
ReplyDeleteHis momma is still mad at him because those ears hurt like hell when he was born.
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