Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Stud or Whore?


So Hugh Hefner has disclosed in this article he has had sex with over 1,000 women. Of course the man is 86 years old and has had a few years to accomplish that.  Do the math.....first sex at 14? Married for 19 of those years and he says he was faithful to those wives. So when you calculate it out, that is almost 20 different women per year for the remaining years.

Guys are probably envious of Hef and would call him a real stud.

My question is if I admitted to the same fete of averaging sex with 20 different men per year would I be considered a whore? Would other women celebrate my prowess like men do Hef?

I have some female friends who freely share stories of their sexual conquests with me. There was even one a few years ago who set out that day to have sex with 4 different men in one day. She reported the next day success in her endeavor. I suspect she may give ol Hef a run for his money with the 1,000 by the time she reaches his age. This is not some bar skank, porn star, hooker or anything else like that. She is a professional business woman. So, answering my own question of whore or not....I can't answer that. I suppose if you just say "oh gawd" enough you don't even have to be concerned about remembering their names.

6 comments:

  1. A thousand??? Hell, he's waaaaaaaaay behind, I reached a thousand by the time I was 40 and I'm not even famous.

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    1. So from loss of virginity, how many per year is your average? That in itself may make you famous.

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  2. 37.290323 per year
    3.1075269 per month
    .07768817 per week

    Using the above information, If Bamatrav is 47 now, at what age did he start.....hiding the smoked sausage???

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  3. 14????? Goot Lawt woman, who do you think I am, Peter North????

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  4. Hef's a WHORE, God Love Him.

    Any rich bastard can tame the wild poonany.

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