I haven’t run into Santa so I could sit on his lap
and give him my Christmas list. If you see him will
you relay this information please?
I have watched The Voice on TV this year and developed a huge
crush on Adam and Blake. If they could
be under my tree this year that would be great.
Det. Stabler on Law and Order SVU has a pretty sexy mouth
but if he isn’t available to be under my tree someone with a mouth like his
could be substituted, someone like Chris O’Donnell maybe.
My biggest male crush is Timothy Olyphant’s character Raylan
Givens on Justified and if he was under my imaginary tree Christmas morning I
would never get another Christmas present because I would be a very naughty
girl - but I am willing to give up all future presents for that.
I know my list is getting to you at the last minute and if
you can’t bring me exactly what I want, I understand, Santa. Maybe you could come up with a composite
gift. Here is my suggestion:
Someone with a sexy mouth, drinks brown liquor, likes to
have fun, fit body, has a gun(s), has cowboy boots,
mischievous, sing and/or play guitar, straight talker, no bullshit, no drama –
is that all of the common theme’s with the guys above?
I promise I will be a very good girl!
